Today, I begin a new series on True Stories: World Cup Predictions. The World Cup begins in just a few short weeks, and you will want to read my in-depth analysis before placing any wagers on which nation will win the cup.
And now, my analysis of Group A:
South Africa: I like their colors, but the hosts have no chance.
Mexico: our friends to the south have no chance.
Uruguay: is very hard for Anglos to pronounce and they have no chance.
France: the 2006 runners-up have no chance.