Group G might stand for Group Good. Brazil, Portugal, Ivory Coast, and North Korea make up what is probably the most interesting group in the tournament. Brazil, of course, is a favorite to win the cup. They have Kaka on their side. Kaka is a young man who often wears a t-shirt that says "I belong to Jesus" under his jersey, and he has said he would like to be a pastor when he retires. Kaka is okay with me.
Portugal, which colonized Brazil, has Christiano Ronaldo, but I just don't like the cut of his hair. Ivory Coast has Didier Drogba, who has cooler hair and a broken arm. North Korea's captain is the younger brother of Kim Jong Il. His name is Menta Li Il. Not really.
My prediction: two to three North Koreans will seek political asylum.