When iPod sales begin to lag, I have some terrific ideas for new versions:
1. The iCaress--for lonely people when the iTouch isn't enough.
2. The iLoveLucy--for fans of old TV shows, also called the iYayYay.
3. The iPoop--a personal sound system for the bathroom.
4. The iSore--the unit doubles a massager for athletes, runners, etc.
5. The iCan'tBelieveit'snotaniPod--a joint effort of Microsoft and Sony to build a better unit.